Musings of an ugly Swan
There is a story about an ugly duckling who's mocked by everyone, but eventually turns into a beautiful swan. It's a nice story. Just not about me. Instead I've disovered the joys of switching. Be it teasing, humiliating or hurting people, over the years I've learned quite a bit. Should any of these things excite you, you may adress me as Miss Swan. You can also find me here: https://imaglr.com/profile/uglyswan
These are the voyages...
of the ugly swan. Her continuing mission: to explore strange new blogs, to seek out new gifs and new pictures, to boldly cum to what many have cum to before.
In honour of @MistressJoules harsh kind, fair and just reaction to my latest task report, I’ve decided to take the evening off and delve deep into my bdsmlr-feed. As you might already know, for this week I am to orgasm to any foot pic I encounter. What makes me a little nervous is that I’ve never had more than 5 in a single day, but lets see how this goes. Reading her instructions, technically I could stop at any point, as she hasn’t specified a minimum amount of orgasms I would need to reach. Practically I still feel a little guilt about not completing her task properly, so I want to atleast get the punishment glorious reward right. Plus, its her birthday, so definitely not the time to argue semantics (when is it ever).
First the outline: I’ve tried and discarded bdsmlr’s infinite scrolling and use the pages-interface instead. Which comes in handy now, because I can use the pages as a mechanism to count. The goal is to make it to 100 pages, with my brain and my hitachi still somewhat intact afterwards. At about 10 posts per page and possibly multiple pics per post, this might get out of hand. But I suppose in the name of science and @MistressJoules, we all shall find out now, how much of a foot slut I truly am, by seeing how much foot-content I actually follow.
Last but not least, in accordance with her rules, I’m going to wear my beak. I love euphemisms. “Wear my beak”. Doesn’t that sound so much better than “I will tie a better woman’s worn out shoe to my face and inhale her impregnated foot scent throughout the evening?” Anyway. Time to leave space dock this Word.doc and … engage!
Our first sighting is on page 7. Fittingly, the caption reads “adore the moment”. I’m not sure about the later orgasms, but this first one, I’ll definitely adore!
Page 10. A pair of toes, wiggling in my face, taunting me along with her mischievous smile. Did I ever mention how for some reason sunglasses make me feel all weak and subby? Not being able to see the persons eyes really messes with me. Almost as much as cumming twice in as many minutes.
12. Oh god. They are coming faster and faster. It isn’t even a good or interesting pic. Why do I have to cum to this?
14. Captioned with “Oh well, women and shoes”. Me with my beak on: Nods knowingly. At this point there are also curse words and a few flailing limbs involved. But I suppose that’s beside the question. The smell has increased by the way. While typing this up afterwards I realized it was probably because of the humidity and warmth of my own breath mixing with whatever was left in the insoles. Great.
17. Why the hell did I set the goal at 100?? I’m already scared of scrolling and always hoping to not find what I’m supposed to look for. Already agonizing over whether the foot in this bondage pic is featured big enough to warrant an orgasm or whether I can weasel my way out of it. No such luck here though.
23. So my brain came up with the lovely idea to suggest to @MistressJoules she might make me do corner time like this some time. Thank you, brain. Thanks for nothing.
Also, in case anyones counting, this is 6. A new personal “best”. At 23/100 pages. Oh god.
25. Uggh. Used shoes, ugly face. Let me scroll away! I want to get off this ride! Get off. Right.That's what we do today.
Oh fuck! Again! Right afterwards! Is it cheating if I unfollow certain blogs, until this is over? #asking for a friend
29. Isn't ringing a bell in boxing a thing? Pleeease! Someone ring it for me! Also, I should definately have unfollowed that blog. fml
30. @LittleServa why????? :( I mean of course, thank you so much for the sweet gift sister. How very thoughtful of you.
47. Mean schoolgirls detected! Hitachi, take us out of orbit!
In other news: thank god for the break over these last few pages!
59. How fitting. I just had to remove the beak, as the smell was getting to intense. Now it’s heel has taken a foothold in my mouth. In case you're wondering, yes we’ve reached the dumb puns stage. Orgasm!!!
80. Short pitstop: My brain is fucked. I’ve reached page 80 and there is still no foot insight! I wanna cum again :(
87. YEEESS! The caption isn’t even all that great! But yesss!! I was starting to worry whether I already had my last orgasm on page 59, which I totally wasn’t expecting back then. Or even treasuring. So many lessons to learn!!!
90. Her face is a lot more attentive and intelligent than mine right now. That’s all I have to say.
92. OOOOOOOOOH!
95. Savouring every lick as if its my last. Orgasm. I mean orgasm.
96. Thank you @LittleServa . Unironically this time.
97. I got nothing. Heads’ empty.
98. Don’t give her any ideas. Don’t give her any ideas. Don’t give her any ideas.
99. wtf is this doing in my feet. feed.
In case I can still coúnt thats 20. Not sure though. Not much else to add either. Too tired, too overstimulated, too much in need of my bed. Hope you enjoyed the journey, and reading about me reaching so many "destinations" today!